Smooshed Bug-E ([info]jeweltoned) wrote,
2005-08-17 23:39:00
right now i am covered in ketchup, maple syrup, cottage cheese, and hot salsa. there's oatmeal all over my back and my hands and feet are covered in what looks and smells like unadulterated shit.

the ketchup's all over my hair because i was a "human french-fry."

hazing sucks

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[info]thepaleone88

August 17 2005, 22:09:47 UTC 6 years ago

hahahahahahahahahhaa......hahhah

man...hazing is funny, providing it's not me...Im hoping you have pictures to share so we can all see how hard you're working at Rice

[info]jeweltoned

August 18 2005, 06:01:16 UTC 6 years ago

Re: hahahahahahahahahhaa......hahhah

i wasn't exactly chronicaling the event... after all holding a camera would have been pretty hard while being dipped head first into giant vats of ketchup. i'm pretty sure some of the advisers were taking pictures though, so if i can get my hands on those...

[info]alleesan_rose

August 17 2005, 22:29:43 UTC 6 years ago

isnt that... not allowed? a la death of purity test?

[info]jeweltoned

August 18 2005, 06:01:45 UTC 6 years ago

if it isnt, then apparantly martel didn't get the fucking memo.

[info]a1icey

August 18 2005, 00:25:34 UTC 6 years ago

haha. i was telling someone about that and she started COMPLAINING that we DONT have hazing at will rice.

shoot me now.

[info]jeweltoned

August 18 2005, 06:02:49 UTC 6 years ago

yeah really. she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. i can't get the smell of salsa and ketchup out of my hair and i've washed it twice now. we had to run around all over the fucking campus. it sucked.

[info]trumpetego

August 18 2005, 06:44:53 UTC 6 years ago

Ha. And that's what you get for a going to a real school. Around here we call hazing "seating auditions."
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